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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.