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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

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Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

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65 shares on Instagram this month:

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

54 shares on X this month:

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

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Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

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We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

Breaking via Slack:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Just shared via Facebook:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

Going viral on Reddit:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Freshly posted on X:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Spotted on Threads:

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

Just landed via WeChat:

I used to have a great future in my past.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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