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"Oh, Gord forgive me! I hope He didn't take it personally… or maybe She did? 😅 When in doubt, just send up a prayer to the almighty Gord above! 🙏🏼✨"

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12 shares on TikTok this month:

Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

41 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

58 shares on X this month:

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

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Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Making waves on Slack:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

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I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

The future is buffering.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

The future is buffering.

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