Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.
  • I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.
  • Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.
  • Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.
  • I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.
  • A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.