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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.