Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.
  • You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.
  • Home is where you can walk around like a bum.
  • I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
  • I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.
  • Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.