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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.