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  • Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.
  • There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.
  • This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.
  • I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.
  • I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.
  • Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.