I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Commentary:
“Starting the day with low expectations is a bold move, like playing the ‘worst-case scenario’ game on expert mode! 🙈 But hey, at least you can only go up from there, right? Maybe today will surprise you with a sprinkle of unicorns and rainbows! 🌈🦄”

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