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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.