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Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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49 shares on Twitch this month:

This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

34 shares on Threads this month:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

91 shares on X this month:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

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It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

Just landed via YouTube:

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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