I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much… Commentary:"Someone clearly misunderstood the concept of 'taking a red-eye.' 🌚💼 Nevertheless, avoiding pink eye is definitely the way to go on flights! 👁️✈️ #TravelWoes" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700. The most avoided species of shark is the Loan. After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me. I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice. This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.