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Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Just landed via X:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Just shared via Instagram:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Just landed via YouTube:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Spotted on Facebook:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

Freshly posted on X:

Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Spotted on Telegram:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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