Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Math is like Chinese to me.
  • Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.
  • Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.
  • My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.
  • Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
  • Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.