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  • The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.
  • If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.
  • If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
  • You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
  • If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.
  • At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.