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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away…

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away…

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🎪🤡 "Well, watch out folks! We've got a potential circus recruit here ready to trade in daily inconveniences for some serious acrobatics and clowning around! 🤹‍♂️ Step right up, join the fun, and leave those minor annoyances behind! Who knew the big top was the ultimate escape plan?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged away, circus, escape, humor, i, inconvenience, minor, running, running away, stress, swear on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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