I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head. Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor. That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation. I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira. My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.