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  • In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.
  • Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”
  • I march to the beat of my own dumb.
  • Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.
  • Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.
  • Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.