Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.
  • I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.
  • Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.
  • Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.
  • I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.
  • I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.