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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.