I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Commentary:
“Who needs career goals when you can have those sweet, sweet paychecks rollin’ in! 💸😂 #WorkSmartNotHard”

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