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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

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2 weeks ago

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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2 months ago

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

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3 weeks ago

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96 shares on Slack this month:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

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Trending via WeChat:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Just landed via X:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

Just shared via Messenger:

The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

Just landed via Reddit:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

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I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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