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I used to be a person who couldnโ€™t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Witty text about sleep and divorce, humorously suggesting a surprising sleep improvement.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to a good night's sleep was hiding in divorce papers all along? ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’” Sweet dreams, ex-couples! Maybe it's the newfound peace and quiet… or the lack of someone stealing the blankets. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿคฃ #SleepingLikeABaby"


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