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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.