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- The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.
- Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.
- I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.
- That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.
- Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.