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Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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2 months ago

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The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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5 months ago

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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2 months ago

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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

53 shares on Slack this month:

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

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My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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I love you in a way that would worry a therapist and thrill a poet.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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