Trendy Funny Quotes

  • For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.
  • The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?
  • Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.
  • My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.
  • Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.
  • At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.