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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

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Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

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The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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