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Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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4 months ago

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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2 months ago

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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2 months ago

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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2 months ago

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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2 months ago

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Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

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2 months ago

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Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

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I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

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Salt is just angry sugar.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

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Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

My toxic trait is optimism.

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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