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  • Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.
  • Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.
  • Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.
  • You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.
  • I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.
  • I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.