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“Ah, the classic ‘I love change, as long as everything stays exactly the same’ approach. 🤣 Embracing change while seeking comfort in familiarity, a true masterpiece in contradicting oneself! 🔄🤷♂️”
I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.
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