Trendy Funny Quotes

  • That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.
  • Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.
  • I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.
  • Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.
  • My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.
  • I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.