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55 shares on TikTok this month:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

84 shares on Threads this month:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

11 shares on X this month:

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

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Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.

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In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Just landed via Snapchat:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Just landed via Instagram:

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

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Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Keep the laugh going 😂

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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