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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, pho…

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, pho…

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"Wouldn't that be a dream come true? 🤔🔑📱😡🤪 Who needs a gym membership when you have these natural weight-loss methods! Just remember to always keep your sense of humor handy, it weighs nothing 😉🤣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dieting, easily, frustration, humor, i, keys, lose, mind, phone, temper, weight, wish on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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