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  • I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.
  • I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.
  • Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.
  • In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”
  • Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.
  • I’ve disappointed better people.