I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Wouldn't that be a dream come true? 🤔🔑📱😡🤪 Who needs a gym membership when you have these natural weight-loss methods! Just remember to always keep your sense of humor handy, it weighs nothing 😉🤣" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like. When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good. Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more. Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.