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38 shares on Messenger this month:

The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

16 shares on Discord this month:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

33 shares on X this month:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Breaking via X:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Just shared via Instagram:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Making waves on Telegram:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Just landed via Facebook:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Just shared via Messenger:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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