I would like even faster food. Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Move over fast food, we've got a speed demon over here craving even faster food! 🏎️🍔 Hold on tight, we're about to hit drive-thru warp speed! ⚡️🌮" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little. Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food. Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.