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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. Iโ€™m as confused here as you are. Weโ€™re both learning what Iโ€™m about to say at the exact same time.

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My dentist plays country music, so itโ€™s like a double torture.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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A diamond is forever, and so is my teenโ€™s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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I wish I could join, but Iโ€™m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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If you eat well and exercise, youโ€™ll die fit.

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He probably could have just called himself โ€œAndre.โ€ I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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I would like even faster food.

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