I would like even faster food. Commentary:"Move over fast food, we've got a speed demon over here craving even faster food! 🏎️🍔 Hold on tight, we're about to hit drive-thru warp speed! ⚡️🌮" Related Funny Posts 🤝 A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist. Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food. I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation. Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough. I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.
