I would like even faster food. Commentary:"Move over fast food, we've got a speed demon over here craving even faster food! 🏎️🍔 Hold on tight, we're about to hit drive-thru warp speed! ⚡️🌮" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food. I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation. Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little. Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough. Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.