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  • Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.
  • That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.
  • I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.
  • Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.
  • When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.
  • It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.