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I would like even faster food.

I would like even faster food.

Commentary:
"Move over fast food, we've got a speed demon over here craving even faster food! 🏎️🍔 Hold on tight, we're about to hit drive-thru warp speed! ⚡️🌮"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged convenience, craving, even, fast, fast food, faster, food, humor, i, joke on Jan 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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