I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

I wrote a book. It's a murder mystery. You're in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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“Sounds like a thrilling read! Just like a rollercoaster ride, buckle up for a wild adventure that is sure to leave you hanging 📚🕵️‍♂️ But hey, at least you made a cameo appearance, right? 💁‍♂️😂”

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    Commentary:
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