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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

Happiness is an inside job.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

17 shares on Slack this month:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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Have you tried complaining about it?

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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