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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re i…

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re i…

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"Sounds like a thrilling read! Just like a rollercoaster ride, buckle up for a wild adventure that is sure to leave you hanging 📚🕵️‍♂️ But hey, at least you made a cameo appearance, right? 💁‍♂️😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged book, chapters, couple, creativity, humor, i, murder, mystery, only, plot, plot twist, sarcasm, twist, writing on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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