I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh, imagine the morning commute in a tank! 🚗💨 No need to honk when you can just roll over the slowpokes in front of you. Just watch out for those pesky speed bumps… and your boss's parking spot! 🛢️💥 #TankGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less. Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive. Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.
