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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could driv…

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could driv…

Commentary:
"Oh, imagine the morning commute in a tank! 🚗💨 No need to honk when you can just roll over the slowpokes in front of you. Just watch out for those pesky speed bumps… and your boss's parking spot! 🛢️💥 #TankGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aggressive, drive, humor, i, ID, less, morning, relief, stress, stress relief, tank, transportation, work on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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