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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?