I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less. Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.
