If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat. Funny Quotes May 14, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons. It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day. Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable. As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it. My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.
