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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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56 shares on Twitch this month:

Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

44 shares on X this month:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

29 shares on X this month:

Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

17 shares on TikTok this month:

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

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They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Just shared via Telegram:

Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Spotted on Threads:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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