If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

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Oh, that’s a real eye-opener! 🪂🤣 Looks like some people are just meant to keep their feet on the ground. Maybe they can try skygazing instead! ☁️✨ #BetterSafeThanSorry

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