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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definite…

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definite…

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Oh, that's a real eye-opener! 🪂🤣 Looks like some people are just meant to keep their feet on the ground. Maybe they can try skygazing instead! ☁️✨ #BetterSafeThanSorry

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, adventure, failure, humor, risk, skydiving, success on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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