If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice. Posted onNov 15, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again. When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be. Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.
