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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dream of multiplying our cozy comfort! 🛏️😴 Imagine the possibilities: double the snuggles, double the naps, but still only one snooze button to press! 😄 Who needs to be in two places at once when you can just be in bed twice? #SleepGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, humor, i, ID, places, relaxation, sleep, twice on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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