Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.
- If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
- When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.
- My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.
- “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.
