Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?
  • When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”
  • Fries, not lies.
  • Asking Santa Claus for nudes.
  • My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.
  • There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.