If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

Commentary:
“Well, looks like I need some monetary motivation to keep you in mind! 💭💰 Who knew my wallet could influence my thoughts! 🤑😆”

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