If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.