If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I got every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you. When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.
