💾 Save Image If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out. 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a fancy suit when you can have the Bat-suit? 🦇💼 Talk about making a lasting impression! Just imagine showing up at a formal event in full Batman gear – now that's how you steal the show! 😂 #DressToImpress" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly. They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: Batman, costume, creativity, dress, ever, fashion, humor, i, impress, suit, superhero, thought, told