If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape. The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.
