If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on. Posted onSep 22, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it. Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on. Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts. A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.
