Trendy Funny Quotes

  • We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.
  • You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.
  • My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.
  • People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.
  • I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
  • One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.