If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on. Commentary:"Well, if that's the case, I hope I have an umbrella handy! ☂️💩 Talk about starting off on the wrong foot…or should I say, wing? 🐦😆 #BirdieBurn" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that. Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell. If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on. Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit. By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.
