If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Commentary:
“If I were God, I’d totally pull a Monday move and be like ‘Animals? Yeah, I made those. What they did next? Couldn’t tell ya, must’ve been a wild party!’ 🐾🎉 #MysteriousCreator”

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