If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that. Posted onOct 17, 20232 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created. In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan. “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point. If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.
