If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the wise teachings of life – always pointing us towards the direction of the nearest ATM 💸💰 Just another gentle reminder that money does make the world go 'round…and maybe a little faster if we had more of it! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money. Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady. Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone. If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs. Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.
