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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

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Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?