If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news? Funny Quotes November 3, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me. Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts. If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.
