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Ah, the age-old conundrum of smart TVs – all brains and no brawn! 📺💥 Maybe we're just a few software updates away from getting that satisfying slap when tuning in to the news! 🤣 #SmartTVStruggles

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56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

26 shares on Threads this month:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

25 shares on Threads this month:

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

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I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Keep the laugh going 😂

My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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