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Ah, the age-old conundrum of smart TVs – all brains and no brawn! 📺💥 Maybe we're just a few software updates away from getting that satisfying slap when tuning in to the news! 🤣 #SmartTVStruggles

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

74 shares on WeChat this month:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me.

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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

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Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

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I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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