If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

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I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.