If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers. Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum. I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.
