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  • Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.
  • My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.
  • The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.
  • Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
  • I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.
  • The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.