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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Witty and playful quote about relationships and wealth contrasts humorously.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're an expert on relationships now, huh? Well, why aren't you a millionaire, Mr./Ms. Relationship Guru? ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ Might need to update your resume to include "Love Doctor AND Financial Wizard"! ๐Ÿ˜‰ #SavageResponses #SingleLifeBenefits


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