If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’ Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.” Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is. When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”. If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”
