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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

2 months ago

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

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20 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

58 shares on X this month:

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

56 shares on Reddit this month:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

77 shares on Threads this month:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Body by sandwich.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Going viral on WeChat:

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Just shared via Reddit:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Going viral on Reddit:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

Trending via Telegram:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

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