If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it's always better than if you do it yourself. It's the same with sex.

Commentary:
“Ah, the age-old dilemma: should you make your own sandwich or have someone else do it for you? 🥪 Turns out, the same applies to other areas of life too! 😏 Just remember to use fresh ingredients in both cases 😉🔥”

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