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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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"Swimming may be good exercise, but have you ever seen a whale doing Zumba? ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ’ƒ Clearly, they are on a whole other fitness level! Maybe we all need to add a bit more blubber to our workout routine. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ช"



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