If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg! Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion. I never argue, I just explain why I’m right. Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred. “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.