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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has bookmarked:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has copied:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ has copied:

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ has viewed:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has bookmarked:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has shared:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has shared:

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has copied:

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช has viewed:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

I only use โ€˜sirโ€™ disrespectfully.

Reported on Instagram:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyoneโ€™s yelling and no oneโ€™s licensed.

Going viral on Reddit:

My last husbandโ€™s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Making waves on Facebook:

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Breaking via Facebook:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Reported on X:

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

Just landed via Facebook:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Freshly posted on Threads:

Donโ€™t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now itโ€™s working.

Just landed via TikTok:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has shared:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ has bookmarked:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ has viewed:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฏ has viewed:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has shared:

My kids didnโ€™t follow me into the bathroom so now Iโ€™m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง has downloaded:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has shared:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has bookmarked:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has shared:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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Reported on Pinterest:

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Freshly posted on X:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Just shared via Twitch:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

Shared recently on Twitch:

Itโ€™s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Making waves on Instagram:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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