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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

74 shares on Threads this month:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

62 shares on Discord this month:

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

67 shares on Discord this month:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

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Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Making waves on Reddit:

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Spotted on YouTube:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Seen just now on Discord:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Making waves on Discord:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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