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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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Take my advice, I’m not using it.