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What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

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I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

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I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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The more I practice, the luckier I get.

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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I miss the days when “What’s for dinner” wasn’t my problem.

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

1 month ago

Witty quote about gender differences and silence, humorous and playful in tone.

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"Ah, the age-old mystery of silence! 🤔 If a man stays quiet, he's seen as thoughtful and reflective. But if a woman stays quiet, well, brace yourself, because the storm is brewing! ⚡️💁‍♀️ Watch out for that silent thunder, folks! ⛈️😄"

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My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

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Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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And then one day, life was like… hold my beer.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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