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Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.