If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then yo… Commentary:"If you can't handle me at my ramen noodle budget, then you don't deserve me at my avocado toast splurges." Related Funny Posts 🤝 Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.
