If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"If you can't handle me at my ramen noodle budget, then you don't deserve me at my avocado toast splurges." Related funny posts 😂 Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside? Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados? No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French. Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s. The only men you can trust is ramen.