If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"If you can't handle me at my ramen noodle budget, then you don't deserve me at my avocado toast splurges." Related Funny Posts π€ I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats. If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest. If you can stand me, you deserve me! Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.