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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.