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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.