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If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

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Oops, so you drunk-texted your ex, huh? 🍷📱 Don't panic! Just channel your inner hacker and flood their inbox with Bitcoin ads like a pro! 💻💰 Who said alcohol and technology don't mix well? 🤣 #HackYourWayOutOfAWildNight

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ads, apology, Bitcoin, drunk, ex, hacked, humor, message, pretend, relationship, wake, wake up, worry on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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