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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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