If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

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They should invent someone who holds me.