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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Commentary:
"Words of wisdom: Never go clothes shopping when you're naked… unless you want to see some alarmed store clerks and potentially end up on a reality show 🛒👗😱 #FashionEmergency"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, clothes, experience, food, humor, hungry, me, naked, shopping, should, trust on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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