Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?
- That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.
- I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.
- Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.
- Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.