If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding? Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding? That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item. I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on. Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything. Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.