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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.