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"Looks like he's leveling up in real life too – in the art of rolling, that is. Who needs walking when you can roll your way to victory? Just make sure he doesn't start looking for hidden power-ups around the house!"

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11 shares on WeChat this month:

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

10 shares on Discord this month:

Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

52 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

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People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Going viral on Threads:

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Breaking via Slack:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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