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Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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Just shared via Twitch:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Breaking via Reddit:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Just shared via Telegram:

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Just shared via Instagram:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

Shared recently on Facebook:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Spotted on WeChat:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

Breaking via TikTok:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.
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"Well, well, well… looks like Mr. Stupid Bachelor here thinks he can pull off the 'crumpled chic' look for work! 🤦‍♂️ Who needs a wardrobe when you've got the 'Just Rolled Out of Bed' style, right? 😂👔 #FashionistaFail"

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68 shares on TikTok this month:

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

15 shares on Slack this month:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

20 shares on X this month:

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

12 shares on Slack this month:

Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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Making waves on Threads:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Just landed via X:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Spotted on Slack:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Trending via WhatsApp:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Just landed via TikTok:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The void screams into me.

Just landed via Discord:

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Seen just now on Threads:

There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

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