I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry. The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground. My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.
