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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's taking the whole 'tough love' parenting strategy to a whole new level! 😂👩‍👦‍👦 Better watch out, you might end up with a new step-parent AND an extended curfew!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ground, humor, i, just, marry, mom, parent, relationship on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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