I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who says being single isn't political? 🗳️😂 Don't worry, your relationship status is always on the ballot! #SingleAndReadyToMingle #VoteForLove" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.