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Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

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If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

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