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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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