I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Commentary:
Ahoy there, matey! ☕️💪 Looks like we’ve got a Popeye in the making! Just remember, with great coffee comes great responsibility… and an undeniable urge to flex your muscles and shout, “I yam what I yam!” 💪😄 Keep chugging that coffee and watch out for any sudden urges to grow a sweet sailor’s tattoo! ⚓️🌊 #CoffeePowersActivate 🚀

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