I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye. By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup. After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.