Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’
  • I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.
  • How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.
  • Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.
  • I hope this email punches you square in the face.
  • Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.