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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Just landed via Slack:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Making waves on Instagram:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Trending via Discord:

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Live now on TikTok:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Trending via TikTok:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Spotted on Slack:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Seen just now on X:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Making waves on Facebook:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Live now on Threads:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Trending via Twitch:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

Shared recently on TikTok:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Live now on Reddit:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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