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  • If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.
  • Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!
  • When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.
  • The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is ā€œfine once you get to know themā€.
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  • I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.