I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

I'm at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

Commentary:
“Ah, the golden years – where peace and quiet are as valuable as gold 💰, and unnecessary noise is the enemy #ShhHappens”

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