Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.