Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.
  • I am single, please disturb me!
  • My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.
  • It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.
  • I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.
  • It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.