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Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

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Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

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Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

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I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

Just landed via Instagram:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Just landed via WeChat:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

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