I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.
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"Someone's clearly not a fan of cliffhangers in real life! 🍿πŸ”₯ Let's speed up this apocalypse, shall we? Can we at least get some binge-worthy drama out of it? #ApocalypseAndChill" πŸ˜…πŸ“Ί

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