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Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

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3 months ago

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Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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5 months ago

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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2 months ago

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Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

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5 months ago

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31 shares on YouTube this month:

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

99 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

66 shares on Threads this month:

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

55 shares on Slack this month:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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Spotted on Reddit:

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

Just shared via Snapchat:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Going viral on TikTok:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Spotted on Reddit:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Making waves on Reddit:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

Spotted on Reddit:

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

Live now on LinkedIn:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Making waves on X:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Going viral on Slack:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

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Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

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