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🥧 "I may not be a math genius, but give me a slice of Pi and watch me work my magic… in my stomach! 🤣 Who needs equations when you have taste buds, am I right? 😋"

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58 shares on X this month:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

75 shares on Discord this month:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

43 shares on X this month:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Just landed via WeChat:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

Just landed via YouTube:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Going viral on Twitch:

You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Live now on Messenger:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

Freshly posted on Twitch:

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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