I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away. Funny Quotes May 6, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time. Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady. I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping. Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out. I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.