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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

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The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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Who knew bunnies had such impressive wings, right? ๐Ÿฐโœˆ๏ธ Looks like it might be time for a quick trip to the optometrist! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘“



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