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  • Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?
  • Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?
  • Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.
  • Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”
  • Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.
  • People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.