I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

Commentary:
“Who knew skipping the gym could lead to amnesia? 🏋️‍♂️ Maybe it’s time to ‘weight’ no longer and re-exercise your memory muscles!”

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