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Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I need a day off from myself.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

Trending via Snapchat:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Just shared via Reddit:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Making waves on Messenger:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

2 months ago

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76 shares on Facebook this month:

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

53 shares on Facebook this month:

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

55 shares on Threads this month:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

73 shares on X this month:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

97 shares on X this month:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

42 shares on Slack this month:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Making waves on Messenger:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Trending via TikTok:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Trending via Discord:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

Just shared via Instagram:

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

Trending via WeChat:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

Freshly posted on Discord:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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