I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet. I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down. You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.
