I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.