Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'eat now, pray later' diet strategy. It's like a culinary Hail Mary pass – you never know when the miracle will happen, but you're definitely hoping for a touchdown in the form of a metabolism boost!"
I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Response
Absolutely my kind of diet! I’ve been following this religiously, and I’m convinced that my prayers are getting lost in transit somewhere! 😂 Might need to switch to priority shipping for those miracles. 📦🙏